Alpaca clothing is fun! Sunset Alpaca Clothing is the retail part of our Alpaca farms.
Our alpaca wool is the best because we’re extra nice to our alpacas. This makes them feel less betrayed when we pin them down and sheer them. You can tell that they still don’t enjoy it. But at least they give us the benefit of the doubt.
After all, we have good reason to do it! We make some of the finest alpaca sweaters, dresses, gloves, and anything else your heart can desire.
If you have think of it, we can shave an alpaca and make it. That’s why we’re so proud of our clothing line.
Want to know the difference between an alpaca and a llama? Me too!
Anyway, if you want to truly become one with the alpaca, you must wear its clothes! Get in touch with your inner fuzziness by wearing genuine alpaca clothing.
By cloaking yourself in the warmth of your furry friend, you can start to think like him. Below, Ernie shows his great distaste for the cameraman wearing his simple cotton clothes.
Cotton clothing is breathable and relatively cheap to produce. Also, if you look around, you will see that there are sheep all over the place. The sheep in the United States alone outnumber humans 10 to 1.
We need to keep them in their place by sheering them and using their wool to make our socks. However, true refinement comes from the alpaca, not the sheep.
The alpaca is the Bentley of animals that you shave.
Sheep are like the Ford. Sure, Fords are fine, but when you want to treat yourself to something great, you want to pull up to your sweethearts’ house in some fine alpaca mittens. That will show her that you are a gentleman of class.
Your sophistication will be quite obvious to everyone.
Here’s a picture of one of my favorite alpacas, Ernie. He likes to spit at strangers but warms up to you after a few interactions.